File under: You had to be there
I'm driving with my six-year old daughter Avery. I need to ask her a question, so I say "Hey Avery..."
No response. I look back to see what she's doing.
She has a long piece of silly putty mashed between her upper lip and nose. She strokes it like a moustache and says "Who is this Avery you speak of? My name is Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the third."
Clearly I need to enroll her in acting classes.

